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Socrates' Gossip Test
Socrates, Greek philosopher,
Disliked that any gossip be,
So to avoid gossip for sure,
Socrates gave a test of three.
Don't gossip if such not be true.
Don't gossip if such not be good.
Don't gossip if not useful to
Whomever's told the gossiphood.
So before a gossip be told
To Socrates, he'd give this test,
And stop any gossiper cold,
Be heard at Socrates' behest.
Thus, Socrates never found out
His wife cheated on him no doubt.