Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Queen Jewels

Queen Jewels upon my household throne,

Where I have reigned since schnauzer pup.

The years have passed and I have grown

Into a giant fur ball, yup!

All in my household serve their Queen

With all the best of loving care.

I'm quite used to pampered routine

Given to me in full fanfare.

A fun and busy life I lead,

Never a dull moment, no doubt.

I am a happy dog indeed,

Decreed when my tongue's hanging out.

Queen Jewels, my human subjects be

So loyal and devoted to me.