Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 No Rush to Flush

I'm a gentleman ginger cat.

Mr. Peepers humans call me.

With monocle and fancy hat,

Picky reliever I do be.

Sitting upon my "throne" I do

My bizness as I multi task,

While I am visiting the loo.

Catch up on reading as I bask,

The "Canine Daily" a must read

To find out latest doggie dope.

Good knowing bad mutt stuff ahead,

The more known, the better I cope.

The litter box is no place for

This gentlepuss to do my chore.