Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 War of the Roses

I loved roses and so did plant

Bushes of them in beds around

The house outside. My wife did rant

Against my roses and did hound

Me that the roses made her sneeze.

I told her allergy pills would

Provide her with relief and ease.

Her reply to me was not good.

And she just kept complaining so

We two got in quite a bad tiff.

Later some cops and dogs did show.

At one rose bush the dogs did sniff.

That rose bush the cops did pull up.

Rooted within, my wife's skull, yup!