Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Big Squeeze

I was just minding my own biz,
When this dude starts hitting on me.
Dressed in a funny suit, he tiz,
And awful close up he gets to be.
I am a big girl, so I play
The role of never hard to get.
I curl in my sexiest way,
To eat the dude alive. He bet
His buddies that he could become
An instant star with news he'd make.
But he chickened out - this yum yum,
Scared of this anaconda snake.

Hey dude - what's with the panic deal?
Wanna do a show - be a meal!