Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Santa Snow White

Santa Claus is white - doncha know!
Cuz WASPs way back created him,
Call it racist, but it's just so.
Why mess with him now  on some whim'
Santa rates kids as naughty or nice,
No rating on color of skin.
Each year now Santa pays the price,
Sleighing through crass commercial spin.
He's used and abused by the jerks
Who want to transform Santa Claus
For selfish gain - screw up the works,
For no good reason - just because!

Santa is what he is - he's white.,
Straight, fat, jolly and leaning right.