Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Takes an Eternity

I die. I'm at the Pearly Gates.
A computer terminal's there.
User name and password awaits.
I click old ones - it says I err
I click the "Forgot your password?"
It says I will get an email.
Email says system down - absurd!
It's Heavendotcom - it can't fail?
I try again. The screen reads out
The alternate is hell's website.
I bet that system's up - no doubt!
Forget the heat, I'll wait for light.

I am stuck in a no web place,
In purgatory cyberspace.