Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Bo and the Handshake

The Prez came in and said to me,
"Bo, Cuba's been on the "bleep' list,"
"Even before I came to be."
"Raul Castro, a communist,"
"Will be at the Mandela rite."
"I'm gonna run into the guy."
"Should I do charm or do a slight?"
"Cuba's bad but I don't know why."
Before I could bark out advice,
The Prez just did his own thing, and
Some thought too naughty, some too nice.
The Prez shook Raul Castro's hand.

My advice, the Prez did not do.
I advised to pee on his shoe.