Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Armstrong Golfer

I'm a golfing gorilla guy.
I can hit each ball long and straight,
Landing and rolling in good lie.
I might have been a golfing great,
But the game of golf is more than long.
Each hole starts off with a big bang,
Cuz I can swing so good and strong.
But when that first drive's over - dang!
Cuz then to short the game does turn,
And all my muscle goes for not.
Across the green, the cup does yearn,
Waiting for me to sink my shot.

Five hundred yards I can drive, but
The same thing happens when I putt.