Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Twappy

I am as happy as I tweet.
Vermont researchers tell me so,
As measured up all nice and sweet,
My keyed characters in a row.
If I tweet "laughter" more and more,
Then I am happier they say.
"Laughter" has a happy high score.
I'm unhappiest on Monday,
Hitting bottom each Monday night.
Holidays get a happy spike.
Bad news heavy, I'm happy lite.
During a flu pandemic - yike.

I don't do Twitter, so I guess
I have to be more happy less.