Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Hell in Ellen

Ellen DeGeneres, I came
On over to your house to see
The film, Beginners, was the name.
I thought your blog invited me.
If Christopher Plummer came
Of your closet, I missed that part
'Cause cops were knocking me about
For trespassing - you broke my heart.
The cops said that you called them to
Report an intruder out there.
But all I was trying to do
Was watch the film and braid your hair.

Through it all, I lost my beret.
It turned out to be a bad day.