Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Speaker Newt

The State of the Union address
Most of the time is a yawn bore.
But if Newt is elected - yes,
He should orate fireworks galore.
The Newt tongue can turn a debate
From personal flaws to attack
Whatever many love to hate -
An emote aphrodisiac.
Ah - the pomp and the circumstance
Will fuel the fire in Newt as Prez,
With oratory that enchants
With ev'ry wondrous word Newt sez.

Beholding Newt push his word wares,
The State of the Union - who cares!