Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Nookie Nook

Boy Friend works night security.
He got a new job at a place,
And one night he invited me
To come check out his pay check space.
It was only the two of us.
He gave me the tour and then,
Because he's such a horny cuss,
I was bedazzled by his yen
To do it where not done before,
Where there's built in privacy perks.
What the heck - so I let him score.
A funeral home's where he works.

'Tis a tad cramped, but can be done.
Do it in a coffin - 'tis fun!