Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Jump Bump

Rebounding on a trampoline
Just like a NASA astronaut.
Less facial wrinkles will be seen.
I will bounce back good health a lot.
Better body immunity
To cold and allergies and stuff.
A ballet dancer's muscles be
Elongated so lean and tough.
The butt will become oh so tight.
I may just charge a pay per view.
My bod will be an awesome sight.
Right off that trampoline I flew.

The fall broke my neck in a jiff,
But I'm one healthy looking stiff.