Sense Sonnet - Tickler

The Tiger Tale

A fire hydrant and then a tree
Were victims of Tiger Wood's drive.
An iron and a wood - oopsee!
But will Tiger's image survive?
Tell the truth Tiger - tell it well.
The opportunity window
Is open wide for you to sell
You as a victim card you know?
Take the heat off of you and yours
And throw it to a real hot spot.
Go for the gripe that is Al Gore's.
It should be an easy chip shot.

It's all a conspiracy frame.
Global warming should get the blame.