Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Illinois No

We've heard the scoop on Illinois,
Land of Lincoln and all that bull.
Prairie poopers who just enjoy
Criminal types - the state is full
Of corruption and going broke.
The weather changes on a dime.
All the sports teams are just a joke.
Greed and lust tales all of the time.
Even the Olympics thumbed down
Mayor Daley and his pet cronies.
Chicago's just a jackass town
In a barnyard state full of sleaze.

We Gitmo South voters say no.
Illinois is a dump - ya know!