Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Sore Score

This is your credit score, dear Don,
Beseeching you to make me proud,
By shopping and getting it on,
To get me out of my score cloud.
It's so embarrassing to be
Stuck to someone who's not in debt.
Go buy a bunch of property,
Mortgage galore and we'll be set.
Follow advice of that guy from
Equifax (as in what the eck!)
Forget whether he sounded dumb.
Just get on board the credit wreck.

C'mon Don - for your credit score.
Go borrow more and more and more...