Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Storkdotcom

My 4 year old son came to me
And asked, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The stork story - old as can be,
Needed some update to adorn.
So I told him Mom and I met
In a cyber cafe chat room.
Downloaded hard drive, I was set
To upload in your Mom's Web womb.
No firewall on, we checked too late.
The hit delete button did fail.
Nine months later - the compufate.
A pop-up popped out. We've got male.

An 8 pound bouncing baby boy -
You - a googling bundle of joy.