Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Wet Not Riddle

Four men were sailing in a boat,
Male bonding with fishing and beer.
The group was having fun afloat,
All sharing tall tales and good cheer.
One of the guys got a leg cramp,
And stood up to shake the pain out.
Back and forth he did stomp and stamp,
Causing the boat to bounce about.
And then it capsized suddenly,
And all four men fell in the drink.
They all swam to the shore's safety,
After, alas, their boat did sink.

Not a single man was wet - why?
Because each was a married guy.