Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Think Tanked

New York City has known its share
Of large aircraft flying low,
Causing disaster or just scare.
You'd think that the Fed heads would know
That doing an unannounced flight
Of a fake Air Force One, so that
The Statue of Liberty might,
Along with the plane, be filmed at
An angle that would look so swell
In ads, would cause a lot of stress.
In fact, most folks were scared as hell.
It might have been worse news, I guess -

The wannabe Air Force One crashed.
The Statue of Liberty smashed.