Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 My Gold Digger Prospects

I am an old guy who likes to

Pick a young lovely on Friday,

Most likely a gold digger who

Wants to please me so that I'll pay.

So we go to a jewelry store.

I buy her an expensive ring,

Pay by check as I've done before,

Which I know needs verifying.

And so the ring, the jeweler holds

Until next Monday, which then would

Bring jeweler's and young lovely's scolds,

Cuz of course, my check is no good.

I know my behavior be bad,

But what a fun weekend I've had.