Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Circle 3 Rounds Out Me

What if I had to go to hell,

Dantes' Inferno Circles for

Circle 3, Gluttony, I'd dwell.

I've been guilty of such galore.

Lots of icy rain and hell there,

Should keep away the hellfire heat.

As a menu I'm quite aware,

Won't be much fun to drink and eat.

Cerberus, three headed hound,

Would chew on me as punish fate.

So as long as he is around,

I should be able to lose weight.

Just penning this does make me think,

What's on hand now to eat and drink?