Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Identity Crisis

An identity crisis, I

Got from watching too much T.V.

Old movie westerns got on my

Mind - cowboys and indians be.

When indian settlements got

Attacked, sometimes teepee I felt,

But also felt wigwam a lot.

Such identity crisis dealt!

More this happened, more I did think

I needed professional aid.

So I got referred to a shrink,

And went for the appointment made.

Pricey advice shrink did dispense,

"Try to relax, you are too tense."