Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Foam Freakout

The Missus had look of alarm,

Said foaming at the mouth was me,

Was worried that I would cause harm,

Because a rabid dog I be.

Our humans would be quite upset

When they found out, and hunt me down.

A putting to sleep I would get,

The Missus warned me with her frown.

Of course I knew the Missus did

Jump to bad conclusions a lot,

But knew this was no time to kid

Her, being very overwrought.

The Missus just made a mistake,

Forgot she'd made me a milkshake.