Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Dog Gone

A quite huge pit bull bitch I be,

Called Girl in the story that I

Am in with ghouls attacking me.

They leave me alone. I learn why.

Cuz feed on the humans of course,

These ghouls being smart enough to

Figure I'm not a good food source.

But hanging out with humans, true,

Frets me much more than ghoulish stuff.

Much more macabre, most humans are,

And I've been around them enough,

Away from them, can't get too far.

Somewhere my pups and me be bound,

Where there be no humans around.