Sense Sonnet - Chiller

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Me and the Missus got to go

On Noah's Ark, but first of course,

The two of us wanted to know,

We'd be assured our prime food source.

Noah said lots of salad stuff

Would be available for us.

We told him that's not good enough,

And made a roaring scary fuss,

Whereupon Noah did agree

We'd have our choice of cuts of meat.

Noah had a big family,

So lots for us lions to eat.

No matter what the Bible said,

Noah's family kept us fed.