Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 My Spoonerism Shift

I'd make my picks for bedding well,

Intending just a one night stand.

Mary Sue was such, but do tell,

What happened with her was unplanned.

My protection with Mary Sue

Was somehow defective, I guess.

At least one of my boys got through

For a get together, oh yes,

Pregnant, Mary Sue let me know.

So did her Daddy contact me,

To do right thing expected, so

I'm welcomed in their family.

Her Daddy, sort for shotgunning,

So I hear my wedding bell ring.