Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Bite Plight

I wake up suddenly to find

Myself in quite a frozen state,

Morgue freezer, I am not the kind

To be thrilled, accepting such fate.

I recall, at the dentist I'd

Passed out from all the laughing gas.

I guess I acted like I died,

And transport here did come to pass.

I'd gone to the dentist becuz

Had a lot of tooth pain no doubt.

Miserable vampire I was,

And the abscessed fang got pulled out.

Hope some warm neck shows up soon, dang,

Will be tougher, one icy fang.