Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Hullabaloo

Scotland and England, border 'tween,

Scot and Brit trains claimed right of way.

Each train's engineer on the scene,

Vocally arguing when they

Attracted Scots and Brits to them.

Each of the two sides then did cuss

Each other out, causing mayhem,

As words gave way to fists to fuss.

Reinforcements came to each side,

And a mob riot then ensued.

Cops threatened tear gas, then complied

The mob, with riot subdued.

Became hellish hullabaloo

Over low-commotion to do.