Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Two Gals on the Run

To my neighborhood she does roam,

And carrying weapons with her.

She's getting too close to my home.

Some action I need take for sure.

And so I make a lot of noise.

She sees me and I make my move

To let her know that she annoys

My senses, and it would behoove

Her not to mess around with me.

To make my point clear, just in case,

I start to run at her and she

Runs from me, I love a good chase.

Human females should be aware

Not to annoy a mama bear.