Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Significant, She Did

Significant other I need,

Cuz sign-if-I-can't surely is

Applicable to me indeed

For getting done important biz.

Any good credit I ever had

Is now long gone, and yes, the wife,

Who's credit's good as mine is bad,

Signs all the stuff for me in life.

The wife accuses me that this

Is my only purpose for her.

And so ended our wedded bliss,

A last signing for me for sure.

Sign if I can't, she did for me.

The wife signed the divorce decree.