Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Beyond Decompression

Hubby caught me cheating on him.

I thought he was gonna combust.

His threat of divorce sounded grim.

To decompress, I said he must.

But Hubby refused to relax.

And so I hit him on his head

With a wrench I swung with my max.

He fell over, Hubby was dead.

In the trash compactor I stuck

His body and compacted so

Better to hide with any luck.

Divorcing me was now a no.

Hubby's still real uptight, I guess,

Cuz he will sure not decompress.