Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Chinese New Year of the Wood Snake

2025 news I hear

Is that yours truly, wood snake, I

Am star of the Chinese New Year.

On my scales of one to ten, my

Excitement hearing this is ten.

And I do slither forth and hiss

This great news through the forest glen,

Letting all know I'm filled with bliss.

I've never been to China and

I doubt if that trip I will make,

Cuz from Google I understand

The Chinese diet includes snake.

I expect this year to be good

For this lucky snake, knock on wood!