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 Eve Was First

Contrary to the Bible tale,

When God decided to create

Humans, she first made a female,

Eve, and then Adam as her mate.

God knew that later on males would

Get away with telling their lies

Who was first cuz of dumb manhood

Having more strength in body size.

Then God told Eve of what would be.

Eve was quite disappointed, yup.

Adam started bragging so she

Thought an apple might shut him up.

When God saw this she sighed and thought,

"What in hell have I gone and wrought?"