Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 My Outlaw

I wasn't sure there'd come this day,

'Twixt and 'tween your committing crime,

But good behavior came your way,

Authorities lessened your time.

The only promise I will make

To you is to do my best to

Be honest for both our sake.

So I will never lie to you.

If ever you do something that

Really does stick bad in my craw,

I'll tell you 'xactly where we're at,

My wedding vows to my outlaw.

Your inlaws are both outlaws too,

Politicians, that's what they do.