Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Dylan Did Dash

I'm just a simple farmer Dad.

Got daughter, Rita, who is wild.

She's guy crazy, makes me so mad.

I try my best to shield my child.

A lot of guys come to my farm.

Traveling salesmen are the worst,

But any guy rings my alarm,

Cuz he sees Rita, I am cursed.

Rita is gonna flirt with him,

And coax him into having fun.

Though my solution does sound grim,

No guy does choose to face my gun.

A lot of horney guys show up,

Even horny Bob Dylan, yup!