Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Cookie Crumble

Cookie Monster, me do be called,

Long time star on Sesame Street.

Fellow cast members be appalled

At all the cookies me do eat.

"Me want cookie" me best catchphrase.

Me's given Miss Piggy a tip,

Upon her body me will graze

If covered in chocolate chip.

So me waited for her in bed.

She showed up but said not a word,

And Miss Piggy gave me instead

A mean scowl and flipped me the bird.

Miss Piggy no bedmate for sure.

Me don't share me cookies with her.