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 Dworf

I am called Dworf, a spirit guard,

A Dworowy in Slavic lore,

Guarding the stuff in the farmyard,

Which is a never ending chore.

My fav'rite animal's a dog,

And I've got one who helps me here.

He's my buddy, I call him Dwog.

The two of us like to drink beer.

I don't like animals hued white,

And for the birds I have no love.

So for sure I am filled with spite

When anytime I see a dove.

Very envious I do be,

Find better farmyard, there goes me.