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 Merlin Magic

Hello Friends, I'm Merlin and be

Coming to you from Camelot,

Renowned for my great wizardry,

Helping Arthur get what he got.

But in the end I could not bring

Relief to all the pains and woes

Suffered by good Arthur, the king,

Now history in poem and prose.

But out of retirement I've come

To bring relief in modern day

To the masses suffering from

The mass of pain  that comes your way.

I wave my magic wand and deem

Relief with this hemorrhoidal cream.