Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Sent for Scent

This lion loves to shop online.
I bought some Obsession For Men,
A cologne made by Calvin Klein,
Assured pride in the lion's den.
I thought that it would never come,
But then my package did arrive.
I scared the brown suited guy some,
Who peed his brown suit pants - no jive.
In clouds of dust sped U.P.S.
As I roared out thank you, because
No signature required, I guess.
I held my package in my paws.

The cardboard box, at it I tore
To spray on Obsession galore.