Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Neck to Neck - LP Zoo

We giraffes at Lincoln Park Zoo
Have a bet on which one has got
The longest neck between us two.
We've argued about it a lot,
Becuz it is a status thing
That has us going neck to neck.
We even swung into neck swing,
And got tied into a knot - heck!
Since humans like to butt in biz,
Though short on height, humans are long
On opinionating what tiz.
It usually turns out wrong.

Tell us Zoo visitors - don't laugh!
Which is the neckiest giraffe?