Sense Sonnet - Tickler

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The horny lady saw the guy,
And he was wearing real big boots.
She asked him, "Hey, is it a lie,"
"Big booted men got other beauts?"
The guy just grinned and said, "'Tiz true."
"Let's go somewhere for privacy,"
"And I will sure prove it to you,"
"That all important bigs I be."
Later, a hundred dollar bill,
She gave to him. Flattered he said,
"Never been paid before to drill."
She paid for something else instead.

"Don't be flattered, cuz that's not it."
"Use it to buy some boots that fit."