Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Kidding Not

The White House tours have been axed.
Sequester is the cause of that.
Prez wants a lot more payers taxed,
So politics is where it's at.
Kids' trips are ruined - oh boo hoo!
They're just a pain to have around.
I keep my distance - yes I do.
Bubble gum on my fur's been found.
Glad this place will be kid free zone.
Demmies and Repubbies can fight,
But leave my expense funds alone,
Or I for real will take a bite.

Yeah - better not make cuts on Bo.
Need my motorcade to Petco.