Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Paws Pause

I was out in the woods one day,
And this dude was walking toward me,
Kind of in a weird weavy way,
Deep into texting, I could see.
So I just stopped and watched him come,
Oblivious to nature's all,
Doing his text thing, deaf and dumb.
I just waited for this goof ball
Knock into me in stumbled dance.
He looked at me and dropped his phone,
And then this dude did poop his pants,
As he ran from the danger zone.

Hey - dummy texters do beware.
Don't text and walk into a bear.