Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Bad Air Day

Fox Friend Alisyn walked the street
In bright red p.j.s with high heels,
Propositioning those she'd meet
With sexy "check me out" appeals.
Looking capably competent,
'Cause all her makeup was in place.
As research done did represent -
A lady is judged by her face.
But a pigeon pooped suddenly,
While flying over Alisyn,
Making her make up go muddy.
Poor Alisyn - 'twas damage done.

From passersby these words did spill,
"'Tis a hooker over the hill."