Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Red Eye

Late one night, I landed from space
To check out signals received from
This planet with a human race.
What I tuned in was kind of dumb,
A T.V. talk show called Red Eye,
Hosted by Greg Gutfeld - it's like
Why does anyone watch this guy?
Sidekick Bill Schultz, a snotty tyke,
Gets spanked a lot from Gutfeld's lips,
Then jokes of Andy Levy's cat,
Followed by some crude houseboy quips.
All in all, kind of worthless chat.

Hardly worthy hardy har hars.
Must be something better on Mars.