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Christie Twistie

Chris Christie, the New Jersey gov
At the Reagan Library spoke.
Of Obama he has no love.
The prez has screwed the common folk.
Christie compared leadership styles.
Obama bystands while all sink.
Chris bipartisanly beguiles
Libs of the Garden State (wink, wink)
But Christie has no plans to run
In twenty twelve to be the prez.
Though some repubs say he's the one,
"New Jersey needs me," Christie says.

Nancy Reagan, not there, said she,
"Can't take the chance he'd fall on me."