Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Profile Fair

Bruce and Dan are getting the word,
Be alert to all those around.
Some terrorist threats have been heard.
Profile how neighbors look and sound.
Dan says relax if Dan is name,
But if Mohammed, call the cops.
Bruce interrupts - Dan gives him blame
That Bruce, a loose tongue, never stops.
Bruce says he only meant to add,
Turn in a profiled, but also
That old diapered lady - so sad.
That makes it p.c. - doncha know?

Mollycoddle - word of the day.
Turn in that old gal - Bruce would say.