Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Timesless

Bruce and Dan - off on a crusade.
The New York Times is anti God.
The boys are moved to mouth some aid.
A holy war of words is jawed.
This rag of a paper does dis
Religious principles of right,
Promoting a godless abyss,
By lib rhetoric spreading blight.
No Jesus freaks are Dan and Bruce,
Just soldiers fighting for the good
Against the evil Times abuse.
Their lips are destined for sainthood.

The New York Times defeat is aired.
Just the crossword puzzle is spared.