Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Beef Brief

Don Wade and Roma ride into
Their space at WLS,
On a cow just in time to do
Their radio show. Can ya guess
That Don is determined to make
His famed easy beef recipe.
He shoots the cow, for golly's sake,
Then with knife begins butchery.
Don throws some pieces on a plate,
And tells Roma to get a bib.
Don then confesses to his mate,
"Dear, I'm really a closet lib."

Roma has heard all she can bide.
Donth Wader's gone to his dark side.